shaving23spiders:

arrowsandblades:

crzyblackidd:

“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback

Download for free on Internet Explorer 

See, the joke is that people generally dislike Crocs, Pitbull, Nickelback, and Internet Explorer.

gurry:

calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

tltty:

neopets

ne-yo pets

oprahsmom:

my mom thought aloha meant hello in spanish

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti